King Arthur and the Holy Fail - The Three Inch Fools
There inch fools present an epic quest of improbable proportions - an Arthurian adventure packed to the brim with medieval mayhem. Saddle up - things are about to get legendary.
- Booking essential
In a land of daring quests, dashing knights, and endless jousting, there lived a would-be hero - waiting in the wings - who went by the name of Arthur. But when Camelot is rocked to its core by a tragic - and frankly improbable - incident involving a large table of an undisclosed shape, Arthur is thrust into the quest of a lifetime. Will he bravely battle through blistering cold and scorching fire to save his beloved realm, or will he crumble as fate refuses to cooperate? Destiny awaits, chivalry calls, and the quest to end all quests begins.
This performance is an outdoor performance. We recommend that you bring blankets/chairs/cushions etc. to sit on. Come prepared for the weather with warm coats and waterproofs etc, as the performance will continue come rain come shine! We ask that you don’t bring umbrellas as these can obscure the view for other people in the audience.
2pm start time, gates open from 1pm. The performance will last approximately 100 minutes (+ a 20 minute interval).
Refreshments will be able to purchase from the on site café.
Picnics are welcome at this performance.
Times
Prices
| Ticket type | Ticket category |
|---|---|
| Adult Standard | £23.88 |
| Child 5-17 | £13.16 |
The basics
- Booking details
Call 07714 028770 For further information about this performance please email boxoffice@threeinchfools.com
- Suitability
This event is suitable for all ages
- Meeting point
Entry to the event is via the Garden Kiosk. Admissions to House and Garden are sold separately to Theatre tickets.
- What to bring and wear
Please bring a chair/blanket/something to sit on. Seating is NOT provided.
- Accessibility
There is a walk around a garden lake from the car park. If you have any accessibility requirements please contact Osterley Park. The performance space is on a lawn 200 yards from the garden entrance. If you have any accessibility requirements please contact Osterley Park. We have a very limited number of personal mobility vehicles for free hire.
- Other
2pm start time, gates open from 1pm. The performance will last approximately 100 minutes (+ a 20 minute interval). Admissions to House and Garden are sold separately to Theatre tickets. All tickets are non-refundable. Only assistance dogs are permitted at this performance. Please note, food and drinks prepared in our kitchens are made using a wide range of ingredients. Whilst we do our very best, we can't guarantee that any of our products are totally allergen free. If you require more information about ingredients or allergens for an event, please contact the property directly.
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